Archive for August 19th, 2005

When the law is stupid….

….people will break the law.

Had yet another “final” inspection on the shed on Monday, this time by the council’s plumbing/drainage expert. It seems simply having a downspout from the gutter that runs over the hillside into a paddock is completely inadequate. What we need is a larger-diameter underground drain piper (buried at least 350 mm underground), running down the bank to a concrete culvert in the middle of the paddock.

What the $^%&?!?

When the required work is pointless, expensie, and oh-so-clearly “square peg-round hole”, it pisses me off. This is an inspector who does not want to think for himself, so he will just apply the city/suburb rules to a rural building. Argggh.

So, we have to put in the new system, and then call him out for another inspection before we bury it. And did I mention all this work has to be done by a qualified drainlayer? My plan is to talk to our drainlayer (neighbor down the street), then do 99% of the work myself. I will have the fellow come for the inspection. And once he leaves I am pulling all those (expensive!) components out of the ground, and returning them to the store. We will have a signed-off building, with a pipe going over the hillside. And I think we will have all learned an important lesson here. Well, all of us but the inspector. Did I mention “Argggh”?