Wild Kingdom
Posted in alpacas on 04/19/2005 12:42 pm by TamIf you watch them enough, you really do get to understand them. At least, at the most basic obvious, level. Some things are cross-species. For example, yesterday:
Little Grey Cria: Runsandrunsandrunsandruns around the hills, around the other alpacas, around the people, around the hills. Prances a bit. Pauses, Does it all again.
Little Fawn Cria (the Blond Boy): Tries to remember which one is his mommy. It’s either Concetta or Cariboo. Settles on Concetta.
Jim: Stands on top of a hillock. The thought balloon over his head says, “Here is the Majestic Alpha Male, proudly guarding his herd from his hilltop lookout. The females are suckling, so he must be alert for all threats, especially the wily Mini-pumas…” Strikes a pose.
LGC: runsandrunsandrunsandruns around the hills, around the other alpacas, around the people, around the hills. Comes to check out the people. Experimentally chases Blond Boy.
BB: campers a few strides, then picks his way bemusedly back to Mom.
Jim: Tears hell-bent for leather from the top of the hillock, to the top of another hillock. Strikes a pose.
LGC: runsandrunsandrunsandruns around the hills, around the other alpacas, around the people, runs up onto Jim’s hill. Oops.
Jim: Backs his ears at LGC.
LGC: runsandrunsandrunsandruns….well, you get the idea.
Jim: Tears back and forth between one hill and the other and the riding arena, scattering the wethers for good measure as he goes, pausing to pose on each hilltop.
Pointer: Gets uppity. *Gargle!*
Jim: “Oh yeah?!” Chases Pointer right into the mob of grazing females and nips at his ears. Returns to his hilltop.
Victoria: If she had the appropriate physiognomy, she’d be pursing her lips, narrowing her eyes, and rolling up her sleeves. As it is, she jogs purposefully up to the top of Jim’s hill and proceeds to drive him right the heck down off of it. “It’s fine if you want to go stomping on the wethers,” she spits, “but you do not come crashing into me you square-assed banana-eared upstart!”
Jim: Slinks off the hill, cowed. “Crap. I must reassert my dominance!” Chases Pointer until he flips his tail up in submission, then chases him a bit more for good measure.
LGC: Finds Mom. “Mmmmm, supper!”


