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Dear Dog Breeder

I don’t care if you are a professional breeder who makes dogs have sex for your livelihood, or if you are an amateur who just likes making sure your canine companion gets some every now and then.

Please do not breed your poodle to some other random dog for the express purpose of coming up with some dumb name for the hybrid ending in “-oodle”. “Labradoodle” was bad enough. “Schnoodle” sounds like some kind of screwed up Asian hot pot, “Groodle” and “Cavoodle” are just nonsense, “Spoodle” is what you do until the Novacaine wears off, and “Choodle” sounds like what you do leaning over the toilet after you’ve accidentally eaten the Schnoodle that’s been quietly going moldy in the back of the fridge.

Seriously. Call the pup a “crossbreed” and stop embarrassing yourself.

Regards,

Tamara